Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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