But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Boobs are out for the taking
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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