Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Acid is not a monday night drug
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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