so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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