Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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