He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Randomize
