I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
