she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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