Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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