I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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