should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.