If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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