Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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