Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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