I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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