My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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