Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
