Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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