guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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