the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize