I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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