I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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