I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
