She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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