The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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