No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
