THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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