Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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