butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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