My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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