just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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