Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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