what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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