sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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