this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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