I want to have your abortion
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
send nudes
from the living room?
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