i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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