i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I have already put on my inside pants.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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