And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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