I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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