Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Quick, to the slutcave!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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