So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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