I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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