I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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