I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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