we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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