What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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