Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
BRING THE BAGELS
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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