He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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