It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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