So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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