I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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