So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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