i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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